Stereotypes aside (because there are plenty here), the guys at College Humor are taking a novel approach to the gay marriage debate in a funny new video supporting marriage equality. In it, several good-looking gay guys make the case as to why they’ll be able to steal your girlfriend, straight guys who are against same-sex marriage. They have a laundry list of reasons, like:

They’re better looking than you.

They’ll go to the theatre, gallery or other cultural event at the drop of a hat.

And they’re down for that manly threesome you’ve been cringing about for years.

Heck, even the in-laws love them.

Even if we know that it couldn’t possibly be true (um, right?), it’s downright hilarious.

Check it out: