Someone left a note on a car belonging to the guys in the New York City band Fortress of Attitude. “Your car is gay” is what the note said. And it inspired the guys to pen what they are calling the “greatest” rock anthem of all time. We’re not so sure about that, but we definitely wanted to share it with you (hey, even the Fag Bug makes a cameo).
One question, though: What makes a car gay anyway?