Yeah, so this is a real thing that’s happening. The Pottstown School District hath decreed that no student shall don “open top boots.” Yes, that means no Uggs. Apparently it’s a necessary measure to prevent students from smuggling cell phones into school. Tween girls of the world lament! Word has it that if a student breaks this mandate, she’ll have to pay the crown 12 golden coins and thrice spend a fortnight in the stocks. [NBC Philadelphia]