Pat Burrell returned to Philly over the weekend so that he could retire with his former club. Fortunately, it also meant that we were all treated to a weekend’s worth of out-on-the-town antics like dancing shirtless at the Pen and Pencil, spending $158 at a bar and not tipping, and grabbing a young woman’s breast at the Piazza in Northern Liberties. Crossing Broad is slowly but surely piecing together the former Phil’s weekend agenda. [Crossing Broad]