Pete Rose Gets His Own Reality Show

Former Phillie and baseball’s all-time hit king Pete Rose is reportedly set to star in his own reality show. Rose was banished from Major League Baseball in 1989 when it was revealed that he bet on the sport. Currently, he signs autographs five days a week in Las Vegas. The reality show will reportedly also star his fiancée Kiana Kim (yes, she is only 30-something and yes she was in Playboy) as they try to blend their families. Here’s to hoping it’s more upbeat than the most depressing video ever made, which was published on Grantland earlier this year—seriously, it’s worse than Sarah McLachlan songs and abused puppies[EW]