Guy Caught Masturbating in a Radnor Supermarket
A man has been arrested for allegedly masturbating at a Giant in Radnor. Police say that he’s charged with indecent exposure. He was supposedly caught pleasuring himself in aisle 10, so this is the part where I try to resist the urge to make a “cleanup in aisle 10” joke. Plus, everybody knows that if he had more class he’d have been caught in a Wegmans. [NBC Philadelphia]
