Celebrity Reactions to the Presidential Debate. Elizabeth Banks calls Romney a douche. Plus: Cher, Patton Oswalt, Ashley Judd, JWoww, Aziz Ansari, Ellen Page and more. [Hollywood Reporter]
Apple Buys JT-Backed Particle. Particle—a company backed by Justin Timberlake that specializes in HTML5 coding—is now a part of the Apple Empire. The financials of the deal haven’t been disclosed. [The Wrap]
Call Him Professor Questlove. Questlove will be co-teaching a “Classic Albums” course at NYU in the spring. Nothing’s made me want to go back to school more.
John Oates at Temple. The Owl alum returned to campus on Tuesday to talk about his music career, his decision to move to New York, and how Philly has changed since his time at Temple. [Jump]
R. Kelly Is Trapped in the Closet, Again. The R&B singer previously revealed that 20 new chapters of his odd soap opera, Trapped in the Closet, would premiere after Thanksgiving. Today is your lucky day, though, because Chapter 23 leaked. Enjoy. [Vulture]
Robsten Gets the Band Back Together. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson: together again, at last. [E]
Kate Gosselin Was Bad at Coupon Blogging. The folks at CouponCabin have fired Kate Gosselin from her job as a coupon blogger because, apparently, she doesn’t know shit about coupons. [Gawker]
Bachelorette Sad Face. Oh nos! Emily and Jef broke up, probably because he can’t spell his own first name. BOOM. [EW]