Pennsylvania High School Bans Grinding at Dances

Pennsylvania’s Mt. Lebanon High School has issued a ban on grinding (if you have to ask, you can’t afford it, but our Laurence Roy Stains explained it aptly back in ’11. So, kids won’t be getting their eagle on, dropping it like it’s hot, getting low, leaning back, bending over to the front to touch their toes, or otherwise backing that ass up at homecoming this year. The school’s principal also announced that they’ll be adding chaperones and changing the music. So kids will have to hook up to old fashioned songs about sexual promiscuity, instead of modern ones. Someone cue up “Runaround Sue” and let those kids twist the night away. [MSNBC]