U.S. Steel CEO and Vice Chairman of the Pennsylvania State University Board of Trustees–AKA the guy who fired JoePa over the phone–is resigning. I can only assume John Surma was tired of all the angry alumni who won’t stop accusing him of conspiring to fire Paterno because of a personal grudge. Said one angry aluni group, which has been calling for the entire board to be fired, “We only wish he would have resigned sooner.” [AP]