From those bright kids at The Punch Bowl comes a demonstration of what happens when bred-for-hypercompetition Ivy League students take it all much, much too far:
We’d laugh more, but you know one of these guys is going to be president some day.
These guys will never be president.
Astute and necessary observation! Simultaneously these guys will not be President, because only one person can hold the office of President at a time. Thank goodness you are willing to sacrifice a small portion of your unquestionably invaluable time to make such an enlightening reflection clear to the readers of this post.