Universally unbeloved 3-episode Jersey Shore veteran Angelina Pivarnick wants to pitch a reality show called The Comeback. To get there, she needs $8,000 to film a pilot. So here she is on KickStarter, asking for your help. She’s raised $560 thus far, with only 10 days to go!
Here’s what’s in it for you.
For $1, Angelina will tweet at you.
For $5, Angelina will follow you on twitter.
For $25, Angelina will send you a signed photo of herself. (Here’s hoping it’s this one.)
For $100, Angelina will call you on the phone to say thank you.
For $500, Angelina will Skype you.
For $1,000, Angelina will meet you in the tri-state area.
For $2,500, Angelina will dine with you at the restaurant of your choice.
For $8,000, Angelina will promise never to appear on television again.*
[h/t NY Observer]
*One of these is not real.