Eagles’ Evan Mathis Pisses on the IRS (Literally)

Long before news broke this week that our federally appointed taxmen were monitoring tea party groups extra close, the Internal Revenue Service has always been America’s least favorite government agency. Remember that guy who flew his plane into an IRS. building in Texas three years ago?

Now Eagles Offensive Lineman Evan Mathis has left his own, ahem, mark on the storied history of IRS-bashing. Not to mention the IRS itself. As he so succinctly put it, “Audit this.”

Before Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless debate this controversy for the next week, let me point out that there is no evidence anything fluid actually graced the property of the United States government. The symbolic value, however, can’t be beat. I bet I know where Mathis stands on Mayor Nutter’s booze tax proposal …