Lenny Dykstra Is Out of Prison and Probably Trying to Sell You Something Already

After more than six months in a California correctional facility, Lenny Dyskstra is a free man. Nails was in jail for charges relating to a bankruptcy fraud case in which he was caught illegally selling and stashing nearly half a million dollars’ worth of stuff from his mansion (he never liked those chandeliers anyways). The scrappy centerfielder-turned-failed-huckster businessman must now perform 500 hours of community service, pay $200,000 to his creditors, and explain to the world how and why we live in a world in which his 23-year-old son got Meadow Soprano pregnant. [TMZ]