I went to a Jersey farm looking for a taste of the green lifestyle. I ended up in a Quentin Tarantino flick
As I’ve been branching out from reading
Apartment Therapy to reading garden porn on the Internet, I’ve been developing this idea that the Michael Pollan-approved grow-your-own lifestyle is heavy on the veg and compost, light on the meat and blood. If you believe the magazines, veggies never wither on the vine and terra cotta pots never get weird moss stains after a season on the deck. Nobody in the magazines sweats, and nobody gets dirty, and it’s all paradise in the Garden of Eating.
After spending some time on my friend’s New Jersey hobby farm, I’ve discovered that the opposite is true. Living green means shedding blood.